EXIT WOUNDS: Platner Bails, Mitch Schrodingers McConnell, & ICE Keeps Killing People

Graham Platner quit the Maine Senate race. He just forgot the one part that legally counts: filing the paperwork. Meanwhile, Mitch McConnell has been in a hospital for almost a month with no photo, no diagnosis, and no proof of life beyond phone calls vouched for by men who want his job. Colorado Republicans nominated a governor candidate who will not say how many people he has killed. ICE shot a 52 year old grandfather on his way to work in Houston, then pressured the only witnesses to deport themselves. And the President of the United States announced, mid-war, that America was attacked by the Islamic Republic of Japan, a country that does not exist.

I read every filing, every poll, and every deranged tweet so you don't have to. Let's work.